“Frauditor Auditors” Exposed: Lies, Scams, and Bologna Sandwiches in the First Amendment Circus

The Dark Side of First Amendment Auditors: Lies, Scams, and Criminal Behavior

Bologna Sandwiches and Iron Bars: The Inevitable Fate of First Amendment Frauditors

Ah, the rise of so-called “First Amendment auditors” on YouTube and other social media platforms. At first glance, these self-proclaimed watchdogs seem like noble defenders of constitutional rights, holding public officials accountable and all that jazz. But take a closer look, and the cracks begin to show. Beneath the thin veneer of activism lies a cesspool of lies, grifting, and outright criminal behavior. These folks aren’t here to help you—they’re here to separate you from your money, fill your head with terrible legal advice, and, if you’re dumb enough to follow it, get you a free ride to the “concrete Hilton,” where you can enjoy all the bologna sandwiches your heart desires while you wait for bail. Or worse, you might snag yourself an extended stay in these classy “free accommodations” until your trial. Let’s meet some of the biggest offenders: Jose “Chille” DeCastro, David Worden (aka News Now Houston), PayPal Patty, Chief Daymond Jones, and even the fringe weirdos over at Free Keene. Buckle up—it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Jose “Chille” DeCastro (Delete Lawz)

Oh, Chille. Where do we even start with this guy? He loves to portray himself as a champion of police accountability, but his track record of grifting, misinformation, and confrontational antics screams “self-serving fraud.” Let’s unpack.

A Troubled Past

DeCastro’s pre-auditing career includes a laughable stint in Hollywood, where he tried (and failed) to achieve fame. Instead of Oscars, he racked up accusations of manipulative behavior and abuse in both personal and professional relationships. Allegations of emotional and physical abuse from ex-girlfriends don’t exactly scream “activist of the year,” do they?

Failed Ventures and Reinvention

After flopping in Hollywood, Chille pivoted to activism, rebranding himself as a legal expert—and by “expert,” we mean a guy spouting half-baked legal theories that would make an actual lawyer cringe. His “advice” is as legally sound as a wet paper bag, designed to rile up his audience rather than solve actual issues.

The Grift of the Trifold

The Grift of Trifold Legal Nonsense: Auditors Scamming the Gullible

Ah, the infamous trifold legal guide. For the low, low price of your dignity (and actual money), you too can own a guide filled with incorrect legal advice that’s practically a how-to manual for getting arrested. Chille aggressively markets this nonsense as a must-have for protecting your constitutional rights. Spoiler: It’s not.

E-Begging and Financial Exploitation

Like many auditors, Chille has mastered the art of e-begging. He’s constantly soliciting donations for “projects” that never see the light of day. Apps? Educational materials? They might as well be unicorns for how real they are.

Lawfare and Harassment

Chille doesn’t just beg—he bullies. He’s infamous for filing frivolous lawsuits to silence critics. One Massachusetts woman had to shell out over $50,000 to defend herself against his nonsense. Pro tip: Weaponizing the legal system isn’t activism; it’s just plain pathetic.

Drug Use and Questionable Behavior

Let’s not forget the drug use allegations and erratic behavior captured in his videos. Stability and credibility? Not exactly Chille’s strong suits.

Misuse of Activism

Chille’s brand of “activism” boils down to stirring up unnecessary conflict and encouraging others to do the same. Legitimate reform? Not on his agenda. He’s too busy promoting chaos and collecting clicks.

David Worden (News Now Houston)

If you thought Chille was bad, meet David Worden. This guy’s rap sheet reads like a true crime podcast—and not in a good way.

Early Criminal History

David Worden’s disturbing history includes a conviction for being a sexual predator long before his so-called auditing career began. He is now a two time Megans List award winner and is now serving 20 years for sexually abusing his own daughter over 20 years ago.—a crime that is not only horrifying but also deeply hypocritical given his supposed mission of accountability. Thankfully his frauditing days are over as more than likely he will spend the rest of his nasty life behind bars.

Gun-Related Crimes

After his conviction for sexual abuse, Worden managed to find himself in further trouble with the law. He was arrested and served prison time for illegal firearm possession. The combination of these crimes paints a picture of someone with a consistent disregard for both the law and basic human decency.

Abuse of Power

One of Worden’s most infamous actions involved impersonating a police officer. Using a Kojak light, he pulled over unsuspecting women under the guise of being law enforcement. This wasn’t just unethical—it was criminal. Worden’s history of exploiting positions of perceived authority to intimidate and harm others is a disturbing pattern.

Sexual Assault and Child Molestation

In perhaps the most damning and grotesque part of his history, Worden was convicted of raping and molesting his own daughter. This shocking crime alone should disqualify him from any role of public trust or influence, yet he continues to peddle himself as an advocate for justice.

E-Begging and Grifting

Like his fellow frauditors, Worden turned to e-begging as a way to fund his lifestyle. He solicited donations under the guise of activism, but much of the money went directly to his personal expenses rather than any meaningful causes.

Lies and Manipulation

Worden consistently lied about his qualifications and motives, crafting a narrative that hid his horrific past. He leveraged his platform to manipulate his audience into supporting him financially, all while concealing the truth about his crimes.

Chief Daymond Jones

Ah, Chief Daymond Jones, another name synonymous with fraud and deception. Jones’ journey into the world of First Amendment auditing began after a failed and disgraceful law enforcement career—a detail he conveniently leaves out of his narrative.

Disgraced Law Enforcement Career

Before his days as a frauditor, Jones held a position in law enforcement, where he quickly gained a reputation for corruption and misconduct. Accusations of excessive force, falsified reports, and unethical behavior followed him throughout his career. His tenure ended in disgrace when he was forced to resign amid allegations of misuse of power and embezzlement—a fitting prelude to his later scams.

Early Auditing Days

Jones built his reputation in the auditing community by targeting small-town officials and law enforcement, often escalating minor disagreements into full-blown confrontations. His MO was simple: provoke, record, and profit. Whether it was walking into government offices uninvited or baiting police officers into arguments, Jones was a master at creating drama where none existed.

Financial Exploitation

Like his contemporaries, Jones had a knack for separating his audience from their money. He frequently claimed to be raising funds for lawsuits or legal defense efforts, but guess what? The lawsuits never materialized, and neither did any transparency about where the money went. Spoiler: it probably went straight into his pocket.

Legal Troubles

Unsurprisingly, Jones’ auditing antics often landed him in hot water. He was arrested multiple times for trespassing, harassment, and disorderly conduct—all while claiming he was standing up for constitutional rights. The reality? He was exploiting legal gray areas for clicks and donations, leaving his followers to deal with the fallout of his bad advice.

Lies and Manipulation

Jones also had a habit of embellishing his credentials. Whether it was overstating his legal knowledge or fabricating stories of police misconduct, he was never one to let the truth get in the way of a good narrative. His lies weren’t just misleading; they actively harmed legitimate efforts to promote accountability and reform.

The Legacy of a Scammer

Jones may have faded from the spotlight, but his playbook lives on. Today’s frauditors owe much of their tactics to pioneers like him. Congratulations, Chief Jones, on setting the bar so low it’s practically underground.

PayPal Patty

Next up: PayPal Patty, the sensationalist grifter with a knack for scamming his audience. If there’s a way to exploit a movement, Patty’s already on it.

A History of Grifting

Patty and his crew—David Worden, Chief Daymond Jones, and James Springer (aka James Freeman)—turned scamming into an art form. Legal theories? Baseless. Followers? Duped. Arrests? Oh, plenty.

Arrests and Convictions

Speaking of arrests, Patty’s auditing escapades often landed him in jail. Did he learn? Of course not. Grifters gonna grift.

Domestic Abuse Allegations

Patty’s personal life isn’t much better. After his wife and child left him amid domestic abuse allegations, a video surfaced showing evidence of his abusive behavior. Yikes.

Falling Out with Worden

When Worden was convicted of molesting his child, Patty saw an opportunity—to steal his grift. Opportunistic much?

Continued E-Begging

Despite his tarnished reputation, Patty is still out there, reposting old content and begging for money on Facebook. Gotta admire the hustle, I guess.

Why Their Behavior Matters

These auditors are doing more harm than good, and here’s why:

What First Amendment Auditing Looks Like

First Amendment auditing typically involves filming in public places like government buildings, post offices, or sidewalks, all while aggressively asserting their “rights” to record. Sounds harmless, right? Wrong. These auditors often provoke confrontations with law enforcement or public employees to manufacture drama and gain attention. They’ll scream “It’s my right!” while refusing reasonable requests to move along or stop disrupting the peace. Here’s the kicker: the activities they claim are legal often aren’t. There are limits to First Amendment protections, and these clowns either don’t understand them or deliberately ignore them to create viral content.

What Happens When You Emulate Them

Following their “advice” can get you arrested. That’s not hyperbole. Many of these auditors have lengthy rap sheets for trespassing, harassment, disorderly conduct, and even assault. Their antics might get clicks on YouTube, but for you? It’ll get you a shiny pair of handcuffs and a bologna sandwich at the county jail. And no, they don’t come with mustard. The First Amendment isn’t a free pass to act like a jerk—there are legal boundaries in every situation. Don’t let these fools convince you otherwise.

Big Warning: Don’t Be These Idiots

If you’re tempted to grab a camera and start shouting “Constitutional rights” at your local post office, stop. Just don’t. These auditors’ antics aren’t activism—they’re a scam designed to make them money and leave you holding the legal bag. Instead of making a stand for your rights, you’ll end up making bail. Save yourself the embarrassment and legal trouble. Because at the end of the day, the only thing these frauditors are truly “protecting” is their ad revenue. Congratulations, you just became a pawn in their game. Bravo.