WHO IS ROO REALLY? Does he have any joeys?
A few questions with Demon Dude and Roo. It was my pleasure to listen in when Roo's best friend Demon Dude accepted the invitation to sit down with Roo and play 10 Questions with him. Without further ado, here is the conversation between the two of them as Demon Dude was allowed to ask 10 questions of Roo.Here is the conversation.
Demon Dude:
“Well hello Roo. It is so nice that the boss was kind enough to let us sit down and play 10 questions together. It is good to see you Roo, it has been to long since we have got together and just caught up on things. But before we really catch up, I get to ask you 10 questions of my choosing. Are you ready?”
Roo:
“Wow, it is so good to see you Demon Dude. Man, how long has it been since we were able to meet in person? I think it must have been aroun a year and a half ago at the Fraudie Awards where we gave out the award for most bologna sandwiches eaten by a frauditor while they were hemmed up in jail.”
Demon Dude:
“I think you are correct, that was the last time we were together in person. That was a great night. So many frauditors were inducted into the Sov Cit Hall of Fame that evening. These nuts are so fun to watch as they get arrested and a free stay in county lock ups. Can you say bologna sandwiches for all?"
Anway, that was a fun night but let’s do this question thing. “
Roo:
“Ok, I am a bit scared of what you will ask. HaHa. You know all my deep dark secrets. (big laugh).”
Demon Dude:
“Ok, so question 1— You are a kangaroo and as such, it seems to be extremely rare that a kangaroo can speak English. How did that come about?”
Roo:
“Well, that’s an interesting question. When I was a young roo, I was abandoned in the Australian outback and found by an Aborigine deep in the bush. He brought me to his compound, and while I was there, I was bitten by a spider—some sort of species that may have been irradiated by uranium from nearby mines.
Doctors and scientists have speculated that the spider’s genetic makeup, along with its venom, might have mutated from the radiation and somehow merged with my DNA, altering the way my brain functions.
Several years later, I started to understand the language of the Aborigines, and, well, the rest is history! So, yeah, I’m definitely a freaky roo!”
Demon Dude:
“So you and Spiderman have something in common— Weired reaction to a strange mutated spider venom. Fascinating. I never knew thqt story abd I always wondered how you gained human speach.
So, let’s move on to question 2. Do you have any joeys?”
Roo:
Unfortunately, I never was able to have joeys. You know, radiation and mutated spider venom kind of made me impotent. I tried adopting a homeless joey at one point, but everyone thought I was a freak kanga so I was told no one would help me with the paperwork and all the hoops you have to jump thru to be approved as an adoptive parent. So instead, I turned my life to other pursuits other than parenthood.
Demon Dude:
“Friend I am so sorry you were not able to father or adopt a joey or two. I can’t imagine how tough it was to be denied and not know the joy of fatherhood. I am so sorry Roo.”
Roo:
“DD, it is ok. I turned to other things to help get me through those tough time. It is all good. Let’s move on.”
Demon Dude:
“Sure Roo, So I know you are a man of many talents. Can you tell me about your involvement taking down the Soveriegn Citizens and “Frauditors” who harrass people and government officials under the guies that these Sov Cits are excercising their Second Amendment rights?”
Roo:
“Oh yeah, Sov Cits and Frauditors! They are some of the most stupid people around. You know, most of the people who will find this website won’t know what we are talking about. We could spend years talking about this. I think I shold do a post on the website about these nuts. That or maybe a video to two attached to the website. Can we do that instead? I want to do justice to that subject. It is quite the story and people do need to watch out for these people. They are good at their grift, that is for sure. Maybe we can do some sort of tag team on the subject. What do you think Demon Dude?”. However, let me tell you that if my friends and I have had a gread deal of sucess making sure these hucksters and troublemakers get their time in front of a judge and try to explain away their lawbreaking activities. More on that later.”
Demon Dude:
“Yes, you have enjoyed being a pain in the side for these idiots over the years. Those years were you and your friends really went after the frauditors, it was something to see. I miss those times.
So, let’s take a little break and I will get a few more questions ready and come back and talk about some other Roo highlights and stories. I promise to get into the really good stuff next time.”
Part Two will be posted soon. Stay Tuned.